Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Sadly, your host and beloved social commentator (Me) was abducted by aliens. They have finished all studies and tests on me so I should be returning soon. Luckily, I was caged with Jessica Alba, they may or may not have studied how humans mate. My furlough was almost too much to handle and I can't wait to make a full return.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Rahna Reiko Rizzuto abondons family. The media celebrates her?

Right, I haven't been around much lately. I'm just not talented enough to be getting paid for this so I'm short on time sometimes. But, I did catch this article today on yahoo.
To sum it up, Rahna Reiko Rizzuto, author of "Hiroshima in the Morning" decided having a husband and kids was far too much of a hassle. So, like any reasonable human being, she told her husband to fuck himself, then told her kids to fuck themselves (I'm paraphrasing) and she took off to Japan, to write a book, and now be glorified for abandoning her family.
Is our country really shitty enough to glorify this despicable woman? Am I the only person who finds this lady so terrible? I need some help with this one, I hate everything, you guys know that, but I fucking love family. I cant imagine just waking up one day and saying fuck you to everyone I've loved. 
Experts from the article
  • "I had this idea that motherhood was this really all-encompassing thing," she explained on the Today Show, where she was talking about her new memoir, "Hiroshima in the Morning." "I was afraid of being swallowed up by that."
  • she had an epiphany: She didn't want to be a full-time mother anymore. When she returned to New York, she ended her 20-year marriage and chose not to be her kids' custodial parent.


 I think this lady sucks. What do you guys think?


Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Judge tells Lindsay Lohan plea deal will mean jail

LOS ANGELES - A judge told Lindsay Lohan on Wednesday he would sentence her to jail if she accepted a plea deal from prosecutors to avoid trial for allegedly stealing a $2,500 necklace from an upscale jewelry store

Monday, February 14, 2011

Valentines Day

Valentines day is clearly a mechanism of the coporate machine. But today isn't the day to bitch about that (that day is probably tommorow). Today, all of the love vibes even have me feeling positive. Imagine that.

Despite all the gimmicks, the marketing, the commercialism, If theres 1 thing this world needs - its a day of love.

I love my valentine, We've been together for almost a decade (8 years), we're strange as fuck (together 8 years even though we're only 23), and perfect together.

I hate just about everything about everybody. Today is all Love, baby. Go out, make somebody fucking smile and enjoy the day. For just one day, I love you all. Tommorow and the rest of the year, you'll suck again.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Celeb. Whale Tail Wednesday

Eliza Dushku

Granted, she doesnt look great in this picture, I fucking love Eliza Dushku, not everybody can look perfect in their natural environment. She's jsut out biking, doing her thing, repping the sox, and flashing her thong. Thats a full on public service right there - Being envrionmentally friendly, and being boner friendly.

Notice the Red Sox hat? Hell yeah, that's whats up.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

WWbs Education, Issue #2 - Literally

People think it means: figuratively or metaphorically.

What it actually means: actually, completely, indisputably, precisely, really, rightly, truly, indisputably, verbatim, not figuratively, or much simpler terms - FUCKING LITERALLY.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011