Tuesday, October 26, 2010

I Hate My Neighbor Barney.

He keeps stealing my Fruity Pebbles cereal! Why can't that bastard just go buy his own? And if he wants some of my cereal, all he has to do is ask. He doesn't have to fucking disguise himself every time! I would report him to the Bedrock police, but they stopped taking my calls a long time ago. One of these days, I'm going to scalp my motherfucking neighbor! Fuck you, Barney! Yabba-dabba-douchebag!

Yeah, kick that shithead right in the nuts.