Danica McKellar

Friends, readers, America: I’m just a simple man with simple ambitions. Some of these ambitions, I’ve had to give up, and some I still hold out hope. For one thing, I’d like to take Danica McKellar on a date. One date, whenever she wants between now and the day I die.

Who is Danica Mckellar?

Danica Mae McKellar - born January 3, 1975 is an American actress, author and education advocate.

*You know who she is now, right?

McKellar is familiar to most as Winnie Cooper, the girl next door and main love interest of Fred Savage in The Wonder Years. She spent the entire series cockteasing the shit out of the kid, like a far less annoying Ross and Rachel for kids.


*She also became a source of many crushes for developing boys across America, and probably some pedophiles.

Unlike other child stars from her time she did not turn to meth and pornography. She's actually a fucking math genius. Yup, a Math GENIUS.

As an undergraduate at UCLA, McKellar majored in mathematics, and in her senior year engaged in an undergraduate research project with fellow student Brandy Winn, supervised by Professor Lincoln Chayes, that resulted in the publication of a paper in a professional research journal. The main result in the paper is now known as the "Chayes-McKellar-Winn theorem".

*I have no fucking clue whats going on, but she's hot.

She also wrote two New York Times bestsellers, to help schoolgirls improve their math and even occasionally answers readers' math questions on her website.

Her Books: Math Doesn't Suck and Kiss My Math.

And for good measure. Pictures of the former teen cocktease, genius, humanitarian, super hero. Enjoy.