Wit, Wisdom, And bullshit: Absurdity In America: 10 random pictures to make you laugh.

Me and this guy have somthing in common, lets just say the ladies love us.

Fat chicks, the one group of people that we can all agree its still ok to insult. - Race, gender, religion, retards -- All out, but fat chicks never go out of style. Huzzah for fat chicks.

Jason Bateman and Dustin Hoffman kissing, I just vomited, why, why, why, would you do this fellas, act like grown men. They were caught on the kiss cam and ran with it. I wouldnt have done it. And what with the shit heads directly in front of them looking up at the scoreboard? Are they fucking retarded? Just turn around bitches. 4 of them, and not one bothers to turn around.

I want to crotch punch everyone of these fucking twat waffles. Especially the driver of course, no hands and no look driving, its the wave of the future.

Blame Cananda, Blame Canada. As if our funny retarded half cousins to the north hadn't already given us plenty of reasons to laugh at them. Its nice to see that the topic of abortion is handled in a serious fashion. Frnch Frys n grvy EH? For the record, I love canada.

Twilight is old now, and gay, and its about fucking shimmering emo vampires. Like the movies, the annoying twilight fan gets less and less funny, and just more pathetic and sad. But this lady takes the cake. Chances are she isnt married, and if she is her husband must be neutered to allow the room to look like that .. Shes probably waiting for one of the cullens to sneak in to her room and seduce her. Lady, youre fucking 100, ease off, grow up, get married and have kids. Stop living in a fantasy world. 10 - 1 odds she is a 55 year old virgin.

2.99 per wang) rape, that seems like an awfully high price just to have my junk viciously violated.

Zooey deschanel = Super hot. Btw thats me in the nintendo super hero power suit .. NAHHHT. Although it is a little cool.. Shit, now I have to kick myself in the nuts.