Monday, June 7, 2010

Next round of tweet pics: Kim Kardashian (Mind my drool)

Kim Kardashian, a women who truly enjoys her men, and is truly enjoyed by all men the world over. Statistics show that 4 in every 5 men have admitted to jerking off to pictures/videos of kim kardashian - and researchers have determined the 5th guy was just a lying asshole.

Much like Coco, despite being incredibly beautiful, she is pretty much irrelevent. Yeah, shes got the tv show on E (because so many people watch E, what a joke) - If it wasn't for her getting plowed by Ray J on video (Thanks vivid for buying drunk celeb sex tapes for the world to see), America still wouldn't know her name. And ever since she's just used her gigantic ass, and the fame of whatever guy she is fucking at the time to keep herself in the public spotlight.

She has dated and or banged the following dudes - Damon Thomas (Music producer apparently), Nick Cannon, Ray-J, Nick Lachey, Reggie Bush, Cristian Ronaldo.

Also her dad helped get OJ off, but more people remember his daughter getting jack hammered then will ever know that Robert Kardashian was on the legal dream team that OJ put together.

Ok without any more bullshit blocking the way here go the pictures, enjoy fellas, and maybe ladies - I dont judge.

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Hmmm. Poprocks and alchohol - This night has potential.
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Even with her face pressed against kims beautiful ass, khloe is still fucking hideous. Ugly sisters, every family has one.
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Which pussy would you choose? Oh thats naaaasty.
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Damn, even her fucking feet look nice.
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Just look at that can of pepsi ... and the ass holding it.
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I dont know those guys, but I hate them, Let me sit next to your almost exposed left breast kim. Please?

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Ramen noodles? Im actually at a loss for words on this one, its blowing my mind.
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And I thought Danica Patrick was the hottest woman in racing.]
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I dont know where that door is, but its the second time she has stood in front of it in a bikini, call in the FBI, somebody find that door.
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So, she doesn't have a laptop? And she is vain enough to make herself her backround?
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Save the best for last. This literally might be the best cleavage shot I have ever seen, and as a red blooded male I've seen alot.

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