For women; Rules to remember.

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Not in any particular order, each is as important as the next.

1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

3. Sunday is football day. It’s like a full moon; It's going to happen. Dont be a bitch about it, just let it be.

4. Crying is blackmail.

5. Ask for what you want. To be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just tell us.

6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

7. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the spread formation, or hockey.

8. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your friends are for.

9. Sex isn't everything, but regular sex is one of the perks of being in a commited relationship, dont take that away from us.

10. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

11. If you won’t act like porn stars in the bedroom, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys ever.

12. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t even ask us.

13. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

14. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during the commercials.

15. The remote control is ours, you get to make every other decision, just give us the damn TV.

16. Men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

17. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

18. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

19. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

20. You have enough clothes.

21. You have too many shoes.

22. I only added 22 because I hate odd numbers .. Dont judge me.

Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I'll have to sleep on the couch tonight.