..If you love someone.

*Has nothing to do with this post. Enjoy.

Richard Bach
If you love someone, set them free.
If they come back they're yours;
if they don't they never were.

**Theres 1900 variations of this quote, if this isn't the one you know/like, fuck you. This is the one Im using**

Pessimist:
If you love someone, Set them free.
If they ever come back, they're yours,
If they don't, as expected, they never were.
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Optimist:
If you love someone, set them free.
Don't worry,

They will come back.
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Suspicious:
If you love someone, set them free.
If they ever come back,

ask them why.
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Impatient:
If you love someone, set them free.
If they take too long,

fuck them.

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Patient:
If you love someone, set them free.
If they dont come back,
continue to wait until they do.
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C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new CShe;
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PETA:
If you love someone, set them free.
All living creatures deserve to be free!!

Fur is Murder!
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Lawyers:
If you love someone, set them free -
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1

in the Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom.
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Biologist:
If you love someone, set them free.
They will evolve.
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Statisticians:
If you love someone, set them free.
If they love you, the probability of them coming back is high.
If they dont, your relation was improbable anyway.
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Finance expert:
If you love someone, set them free.
If they come back, its time to look for fresh loans.
If they dont, write them off as an asset gone bad.

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Bill Gates:
If you love someone, set them free.
If they come back, I think we can charge for re-installation fees.

But tell them that they're also going to get an upgrade.
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Mathematician:

If you love someone, set them free.

If they ever come back, 1 + 1 = 2.

If they don't,
Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where C is the infinite constant.

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Physicist:

If you love someone, set them free.

If they come back, it's the law of gravity.

If they dont, there's friction higher than the force.

Or the angle of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.