Tuesday, July 27, 2010

JuggaloFaith.com

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . **Juggalo syndrom: Number one reason for assholes world wide.

What is it?

An invaluable resource for that rare handful of folks who are both Insane Clown Posse fans (aka "Juggalos") and God-fearing Christians.

Excerpt that Sums Up the Community In A Nutshell

Our Mission:

JuggaloFaith.com was created for the sole purpose of teaching the message of the carnival. We believe this message is the message of the gospels of Jesus Christ. We believe that Christ died on the cross and suffered for our sins, we believe that he was raised from the dead on the third day, and we believe that he ascended bodily into heaven. We recognize that there is valid teachings in other belief systems but the one and only true path to the father and to heaven (Shangri-La) is Christ and Christ alone. We believe that Christ was born from a virgin mother thus being perfectly human and perfectly God.

WTF?

Admittedly, I don't know shit about Insane Clown Posse.. or the teachings of Jesus Christ, for that matter. But even based on my limited pool of knowledge, I'm pretty sure that Jesus never said anything about dressing up like an evil white trash clown.

I also don't remember him preaching any sermons entitled Bugz On My Nutz.

To be fair, I did skip a lot of Sunday School.

2 comments:

  1. hey. u should listen to the great milenko cd. its the only one worth listening to and there are lots of good songs. really. boogie woogie woo, how many times, and halls of illusions. awesome songs.

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  2. ok lets be honest you skipped a lot of school period not just sunday school LOL

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