Short as shit celebrity marriges.

Hollywood is one fickle bitch, from actors to trendy new juices anything can be in and just as quickly be out. Of course here in America people would tell you that the gays ruin the institution of marrige.. How about Larry King? Donald Trump? Tiger Woods? Yeah .. they sure valued and upheld the values of marrige. What Im saying is basically celebrities are fucking stupid and quickly make decisions while rarely ever thinking anything through. Americans love to read their gossip mags because these celebrities do stupid fucking things. Heres a list of stupid short celebrity marriges.

Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett

**I dont find Julia Roberts attractive .. But Lyle lovett is the ugliest mother fucker since Dee Snyder... God I should have been a musician.

Married for 21 Months
Julia Quote: “What’s nice about my dating life is that I don’t have to leave my house. All I have to do is read the paper. I’m marrying Richard Gere, dating Daniel Day-Lewis…even Robert De Niro was in there for a day”.

Charlie Sheen and Donna Peele

**He banged thousands of hookers and shot kelly preston .. Good idea donna whoever the fuck you are.

Married for 14 Months
Charlie Quote: “This feels like my first real marriage (to Brooke Mueller). The first one was a show, the second one was a con and this one is the real deal”.

Jennifer Lopez and Cris Judd

**Love dont cost a thing .. unless you dont have a prenup.

Married for 7 Months
Jennifer quote: “It’s hard for them (partners) to live in my shadow, knowing that they will never make the money I do”.

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock

**Definition of classy couple... (Eye roll:: laugh:: vomit:: laugh:: laugh harder)

Married for 5 Months
Pamela Quote: “I tend to just completely consume the men that I love. I’m such a romantic”.

Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney

**Shes fucking ugly anyway. And sometimes fat.

Married for 4 Months
Renee Quote: “I suppose I don’t really have a type that I usually go for. I’ve never really gone for the ‘good guy’ or the ‘motorcycle guy’ or the ‘bad guy’”.

Nicolas Cage and Lisa Marie Presley

** Nick is a huge elvis fan .. So he took home a very special piece of the king... A peice of his daughters sweet ass.

Married for 4 Months
Lisa Marie Quote: “Look at the amounts Ben Affleck has lavished on J-Lo. When Nick opens his wallet, moths fly out”.

Drew Barrymore and Jeremy Thomas

**This is literally the only picture I could find of this asshole. Is that even him? Who the fuck is he? I should have just posted a picture of Drew naked.

Married for 6 Weeks
Drew Quote: “Sometimes I bust out and do things so permanent. Like tattoos and marriage”.


**Drew Naked.

Carmen Electra and Dennis Rodman

**..If there are 2 people who should never ever be married to anyone ever, its probably these 2.

Married for 9 Days
Carmen Quote: “I’m more attracted to a stronger man rather than a feminine man. Someone who would just throw me down and take control”.

Dennis Hopper and Michelle Phillips

**Dennis Hopper is a cowboy? I just thought he was a rogue ex cop planning on blowing up keanu reeves.

Married for 8 Days
Michelle Quote: “I will say this about Dennis Hopper. We were married for eight days and truly…they were the happiest days of my life”.

Britney Spears and Jason Alexander

**Who the fuck is this guy? He looks a doucher.

Married for 55 Hours
Britney Quote: “With love, you should go ahead and take the risk of getting hurt because love is an amazing feeling”.