Its Krissy's Birthday Bitch.

When you're getting old, the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it, so why not just put it up for the internet to see.

Happy Birthday to the special kind of person that reminds us growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. You've survived another year. Although you're older, it's better than the alternative.

I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday but nothing came to mind.

So I made you this cake. Directions: 1.) Print 2.) Serve.

I'll have her deliver it. Would you have preferred a guy?

And I'll send these guys to remind you that drugs are fun.

Heres my advice: Never lie about your age except in the case of an emergency, like if somebody should ask how old you are.

For good measure I added this, enjoy. Happy Birthday!!!