Eva Longoria, no longer Parker.

Eva Longoria Parker Files for Divorce from her husband of three years, San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker.

Not good enough for Tony Parker to come home to.



This isn't exactly the kind of place you come to find celebrity news. Unlike the rest of America, I fucking hate celebrities. I never could get enjoyment out of other peoples pleasure and compared to our lives, these mother fuckers are enjoying themselves all the time. Consequently, I do love a little misery, especially in the celebrity world.

Long story short - She's leaving him, he's probably banging other chicks (She suspects at least one, apparently). Made for lifetime movie, man hurts woman, a classic tale. She filed Wednesday morning in Los Angeles Superior Court.

But it's gets even better, She is seeking spousal support. Alimony, fucking alimony for a millionaire from a millionaire. This would be a perfect segway to talking about woman being evil and the inequity of divorce, but I'll save that for another time. Documents also state that the couple had a prenuptial agreement. It was signed in 2007, the year they wed, and amended in 2009. And she's still going to go after him and due to the inequality in divorce cases, the judge will shit on the prenup and she's going to win. She cited irreconcilable differences for the split.

The latest Us Weekly, reports that Longoria Parker, 35, recently discovered that her husband, 28, has been exchanging personal texts with a mutual female friend for nearly a year -- hundreds in just one month.

Pictured: A pro athletes worst enemy.

On top of the fat check he's going to have to give her, he blew (In hindsight) $1.5 million on their wedding at a 17th century castle in Paris in July 2007.

Good decision Tony.