How They Have Sex - Based On Profession.

Everybody does it.

1. ACCOUNTANTS - Are good with figures.
2. ACTORS - Do it on cue.
3. ADVERTISERS - Use the "new, improved" method.
4. AMBULANCE DRIVERS - Comes quicker.
5. ARCHEOLOGISTS - Like it old.
6. ARCHITECTS - Have great plans.
7. ARTISTS - Are exhibitionists.
8. ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS - Do it over and over.
9. ASTRONOMERS - Do it with Uranus.
10. ATTORNEYS - Make better motions.
11. AUDITORS - Like to examine figures.
12. BABYSITTERS - Charge by the hour.
13. BAKERS - Knead it daily.
14. BAND MEMBERS - Do it all night.
15. BANKERS - Do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal.
16. BASEBALL PLAYERS - Happy with 1st, 2nd, and 3rd base or a homerun.
17. BASKETBALL PLAYERS - Score alot.
18. BEEKEEPERS - Like to eat their honey.
19. BEER DRINKERS - Get more head.
20. BICYCLISTS - do it with 10 speeds.
21. BLOGGERS - Never do it.
22. BOSSES - delegate the task to others.
23. BOWLERS - have bigger balls.
24. BUS DRIVERS - come early and pull out on time.
25. BUTCHERS - have better meat.
26. CARPENTERS hammer it harder.
27. CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor.
28. CHEERLEADERS do it with more enthusiasm.
29. CHEMISTS like to experiment.
30. CHIROPRACTORS do it by manipulation.
31. CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically.
32. CLOWNS do it for laughs.
33. COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs.
34. COMPUTER OPERATORS get the most out of their software.
35. CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation.
36. CONSULTANTS tell other how to do it.
37. COPS have bigger guns.
38. COWBOYS handle anything horny.
39. COWGIRLS like to ride bareback.
40. CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls.
41. CREDIT MANAGERS always collect.
42. DENTISTS do it in your mouth.
43. DIVERS do it deeper.
44. DOCTORS do it with patience.
45. DRUMMERS do it in 4/4 time.
46. EXECUTIVES have large staffs.
47. FARMERS spread it around.
48. FIREMEN are always in heat.
49. FISHERMEN are proud of their rods.
50. FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard.
51. GARBAGE MEN come once a week.
52. GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses.
53. GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day.
54. GOLFERS do it in 18 holes.
55. GYMNASTS mount and dismount well.
56. HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs.
57. HANDYMEN like good screws.
58. HUNTERS do it with a bang.
59. INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house.
60. INVENTORS find a way.
61. JANITORS clean up afterwards.
62. LIBRARIANS do it quietly.
63. LOCKSMITHS can get into anything.
64. MANAGERS supervise others.
65. MILKMEN deliver twice a week.
66. MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done.
67. MINISTERS do it on Sundays.
68. MODELS do it in any position.
69. MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs.
70. MOVIE STARS do it on film.
71. PAINTERS do it with longer strokes.
72. PILOTS keep it up longer.
73. POLICEMEN like big busts.
74. POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected.
75. PROCTOLOGISTS do it from behind.
76. PROFESSORS do it by the book.
77. RACERS like to come first.
78. RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it.
79. REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all the prime spots
80. RECYCLERS use it again.
81. RESEARCHERS are still looking for it.
82. ROOFERS do it on top.
83. SAILORS like to be blown.
84. SCIENTISTS discovered it.
85. SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5.
86. SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop.
87. SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists.
88. SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay.
89. STEWARDESSES do it in the air.
90. TAILORS make it fit.
91. TAXI DRIVERS do it all over town.
92. TELLERS can handle all deposits and withdrawals.
93. TENNIS PLAYERS have fuzzy balls.
94. TRUCKERS carry bigger loads.
95. VETERINARIANS are pussy lovers.
96. VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it up.
97. WAITRESSES - Ready to serve.
98. WELDERS have hotter rods.
99. WRESTLERS know the best holds.
100. WRITERS have novel ways.
101. ZOOLOGISTS do it with animal instinct.