I love bitches.

Not, not females .. Im not a prick, okay, I am. But right now I'm talking about mean bitches. Bitches proud to be bitches. The women that call themselves bitches (Even though men aren't "allowed" to). Mean, proud, angry bitches.

Why would I like them? Because they are fucking fun to be around. Don't you hate being around happy, stupid, yes men kind of people? I do.

My girlfriend, who I've mentioned before, has an excellent bitch to non-bitch ratio.

1. She does my laundry = Not a bitch.
2. She speaks her mind when Im being annoying = Bitch.
3. She doesn't mind being around me (Shes a saint for that) = Not a bitch.
4. She doesn't put up with my shit = Bitch.
5. She doesn't mind getting out and pumping the gas = Not a bitch.
6. She calls me on everything = Bitch.
7. She will have a conversation about things I like = Not a bitch.
8. She will make me have a conversation about things she likes = Bitch.
9. She lets me control the tv (*Very Important*) = Not a bitch.
10. She loves me = Definitely not a bitch. Maybe not a good judge of charcter though..

Now, take a look at that list. The bitch qualities, are those strong qualities in women that seperates smart, dependable, reliable, perfect, and selfless hotties from the others. For some reason in today's fast paced, hip hop cultured world, women that are hot, have good qualities, and have a mind of their own call themselves bitches. I don't get it, but who am I to argue.

So in celebration of proud bitches

Theres apparently a website just for you.

Heartless Bitches - If you're a women, and a bitch check it out. If you're a man, check it out and support the bitches.


This post couldn't have been possible if I didnt find Heartless Bitches on the facebook page of the very smart, and very helpful April. .. I wouldn't put her last name and blow up her spot, but needless to say shes pretty cool.