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Snooks mug shot. Is it fucked up that it makes me smile? You got something on your face girl, wipe it off. |
Last Friday, reality-sitcom star and head guidette Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi was arrested on the Seaside Heights Boardwalk for disorderly conduct.
Lets give the Snookster a chance to speak for herself here.
"You can't tell me what to do - I'm Snooki. Do you know who I am? I'm fucking Snooki. You can't do this to me. I'm fucking Snooki. You guys are going to be sorry for this. Release me!"
She threatened police in her pink animal print outfit, screaming, “I'm Snooki, bitch. You're gonna get fired tomorrow."
... Really .. Her ego is at that level already? I get it you're short, Italian, an alcoholic, and Snooki ... But that's just it, you're just Snooki hahahaha. You re not Lindsey Lohan yet, keep trying. No free pass for half ass reality stars. Enjoy the booze, I really want to see you get arrested more in the future. And furthermore, Snooki is a lame fucking nickname, Snooki sounds like another name for sex with a fat chick .. Which is what you get if you bang Snooki, so maybe the nickname fits.
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| To quote Dean Vernon - Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. |
This picture sucks. Its the only one I found, but from the stories I read, her pink animal print t-shirt says SLUT on it.. I cant tell from this picture, but it seems about right doesn't it?
Also WTF, the chick in purple (Who is she J-wow? I honestly don't know) shes pulling on someones arm. Its not Snookballs, and its not the cop. So who the fuck was shopped out of this photo?
And people talk about Snooki a lot. But this chick in the purple is dope. Show me more pictures of her. Fuck that fat, little, orange, midget Snooki.
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