Celebs Hitting Up Sex Shops.

Everybody has sex, me, you, your grandmother, and even bacon hating rabbis.Celebrities are obviously no different, but the titillating thought of the bastions of American entertainment getting dirty is still a pretty popular topic of discussion. Fuck, if Oprah had a sex tape we'd all watch it, not because shes attractive, but because its fucking Oprah.

Without any further delay, here are some of your favorite celebrities buying porn, dildos, lube, anal beads and whatever the fuck else these sex shops carry.

Probably the last thing in the world I want to see Snooki wearing. 

Russel Brand reportedly spent $1200 at a sex shop. If anybody needs $1200 worth of Vibrators, Id put my money on Katy Perry and Russel Brand.

Olivia Munn making my dreams come true, minus me of course. She told Complex, “I go in, buy my condoms, and they were like, ‘We’re doing gift cards today.’ So, I’m like, ‘Well, since I’m here I’ll just get more condoms with my gift card.’ They ask if I want another bag and obviously I was like, ‘No thank you, I’ll stuff all of these condoms in this tiny bag.’ Now there are pictures of me walking out of the Pleasure Chest with a bag overflowing with condoms.” Hey, nothing wrong with supporting safe sex! Fuck yeah, go Olivia Munn.

X-tina Aguilera and her husband putting some XXX in to their marriage.



I didn't even want to have sex with Mischa Barton until I found out she went to London’s Coco de Mer twice in two days. I'd like to imagine she went back for Ben-Wa-Balls.




Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens were hardly low-profile when they took photos with a fan at an L.A. sex shop - anal rings can be seen in the background.



Clearly Madonna and Guy Ritchie would need a flesh colored jack hammer, a sex toy called “The Penetrator.”



Carmen Electra likes her sexy lingerie, but we know that from the millions of naked and half naked pictures of her.