Im In A Particularly Hateful Mood Today.

Yesterday, my car broke. Bullshit. Today, I had to take the train to work. Even more bullshit. I plan on having my car fixed fairly soon, but that doesn't take away the anger, aggravation, and frustration that I have experienced these past 2 days.

Feeling angry, spiteful, hateful, and rude, I decided to give you a list of some of the things I hate most in the world. Obviously, looking at my car until 11 at night, has left my brain slightly more useful than a bowl of rice pudding.

1. Pencils that break again right after you sharpen it.
2. Girls who always fuss about how they look.
3. My mom when shes drunk
4. Processed food with preservatives.
5. Little kids who smile when they are being yelled at.
6. People who hate smokers.
7. Clouds that block the stars.
8. Fans of Justin Bieber.
9. Light switches.
10. Serial Killers.
11. Clicking noises.
12. Rotten smells.
13. Fat people who try to fit in tight clothes.
14. Having to repeat myself.
15. Making blog posts this shitty.
16. Michael Bay.
17. Overrated movies.
18. The Hangover.
19. Sequels.
20. Prequels.
21. Stupid people.
22. People that don't read.
23. I hate that the same people that say, "Don't blame the 9/11 terrorist attacks on all Muslims", blame slavery on all white people. You're all assholes, but at least 9/11 is recent history.
24. Egos.
25. Being tired every second of the day, except when it's time to sleep.
26. Traffic.
27. Bad driver.
28. Slow computers
29. Thursdays.
30. Lady Gaga. (I almost forgot her. Gasp!)
31. Shower sex.
32. Lack of sex.
33. Strip clubs
34. The feeling you have when you first get out of bed.
35. Lady Gaga's "music".
36. Slow readers
37. Parents that let their boys play with dolls.
38. People who update their Facebook every 5 minutes.
39. Fat girls who wear tight clothes.
40. FUPAs
41. Ugly vaginas.
42. I hate people that BUY Silly Bandz. (Kids don't know any better, parents should)
43. Line cutters.
44. Girls/Women that wear so much make-up they’re orange.
45. Girls/Women that tan until they’re orange .
46. People who state the obvious .
47. People that don’t cook my steak right.
48. I hate being sweaty.
49. People that don't understand how to properly form a complete sentence.
50. I hate abusers. .. Of animals, people, woman, children, robots, etc.
51. Not knowing Japanese.
52. People that consider profanity to be profane.
53. I hate people that get depressed because their “one true love” left them.
54. I hate that I need a separate list to list all of the people I hate.
55. Feminists.
56. People that don't read my blog
57. Small penises.
58. Homeless people going without heat in the winter. It makes me extremely sad.
59. I hate backseat drivers.
60. Women.
61. Handicap parking spots. (The mirage of the parking lot.)
62. New cartoons.
63. Opening my wallet and realizing I don’t have any money.
64. I hate “lol”. What the fuck am I suppose to say after you say “lol”?
65. Fuck you, Ben Affleck.
66. People that don't use their turn signal.
67. Bad hair days.
68.  People who are completely zealous to their political party.
69. I hate violins.
70. I hate every ABBA song other than Dancing Queen. Dancing Queen is the shit.
71. Double negatives.
72. When birds dive bomb me.
73. Teenagers.
74. The mall.
75. I hate teenagers at the mall.
80. Oversleeping.
81. I hate that I actually love oversleeping.
82. Running out of shampoo.
83. Misuse of the word “Arbitrary”.
84. America's fucked up legal system
85. I hate Republicans; Stupid, redneck, ignorant, bigot, fuck head conservatives!
86. I hate Democrats; Stupid, unrealistic, hippie, liberal, douches! FUCK RAINBOWS!
87. Herpes.
88. I hate anarchists, whom, without the government, I would be able to shoot in the head. Idiots.
89. Odd Numbers.
90. Wasting my time sleeping.
91. I hate how great sleeping feels.
92. Anyone who takes me too seriously, too often.
93. Long lists.
94. The amount of time I've spent on this list.
95. Vegetarians.
96. The Ahhh Real Monsters video game on SNES.
97. Men in skinny jeans. Where the fuck does your cock go?
98. Ethiopia
99. Tourists.
100. Small breasts.

Ok, 100, seems like plenty. So fuck it, I'm out.