Common Sense Advice. Issue #1.

A stupid persons best friend.

1. Never cook bacon while naked.
2. Don't try to eat a live bear unless it's already tied down.
3. When getting stomped by a motorcycle gang, do not get blood or other fluids on their motorcycles. It's considered rude.
4. Not every blue liquid tastes like blueberry.
5. Cotton socks do not make good oven mitts.
6. Don't touch the metal parts on your pots after it's been on the stove. They are hot. Always.
7. Just because a chapstick smells like cherry doesn't mean it tastes like cherry.
8. The smoke detector is not a cooking timer.
9. Never go into your parent's bedroom in the middle of the night.
10. Always finish what you st
11. Never lick a steak knife.
12. Never buy discount condoms.