Overrated Bullshit From 2010.

Anybody miss 2010? Yeah, me neither.

Katy Perry is too busty for kids?


1. Katy Perry on Sesame Street.

Katy Perry appeared in a skit with Elmo on Sesame Street and parents promptly complained about the singer's (amazing) cleavage. Sesame Street yanked the spot from their winter lineup. Katy later appeared on Saturday Night Live playing a teenager who didn't understand why the neighborhood moms suddenly objected to her volunteering at the local library - while wearing a ripped-open Elmo tee shirt.



Elmo is suddenly a lot more interesting.

First off, I just flat out don't have a problem with a pair of supple, bouncing breasts - even in the face of preschoolers. Let's be serious for a minute, of all the kids watching Sesame Street, how many care about a pair of breasts? None of them. These aren't 11 year olds scared of her cooties, or 15 year olds secretly jerking off to her. These are children who are paying more attention to Elmo than Katy Perry. The backlash probably had more to do with the frumpy housewives themselves - because if I was a married woman, with kids, and a body I no longer recognize, I wouldn't want to stare at Katy Perry's tits either. Where's no Ma'am when you need them?

Taking hits from the bong!

2. Miley Cyrus smokes weed .. along with the rest of the world.

Deep down inside, I couldn't wait for Miley Cyrus to make the same crazy transformation that Britney Spears made, hopefully with more drugs and less head shaving. Not long after the Disney star's 18 birthday, a video surfaced of Miley taking hits from a bong and immediately becoming nearly delirious. Some say she was smoking salvia, others insist it must have been pot. I insist it was pot because salvia is fucked up. Instead of laughing hysterically, salvia makes you feel like someone shit inside your soul. It sucks. Weed on the other hand is fucking fantastic.

Not a reaction to salvia.

For fucks sake. Everybody smokes weed, including my local priest, former presidents, and my senile-as-fuck-but-still-cute grandmother. I'd think there was something wrong with her if she never smoked up. On top of that, shes fucking rich, and freshly 18, the bitch is going to party, just let her destroy herself - it will make for some great entertainment.

Don't give me the role model bullshit, she did this in a private residence, and a "friend" video taped her. That's not her fault. If you're kids look up to Miley Cyrus, encourage them to have better role models, don't be a bitch.

What the fuck?

3. Lady Gaga

I've shown a very staunch record of absolute hatred for Lady Gaga. She's rich and famous, I'm not, that's enough of a reason for me. But it goes beyond that. I find her ridiculously disingenuous, on everything from gay rights to her own representation of her music (Which, according to her, has saved lives, and will change the world). Her star only climbed in 2010, sadly enough. Her music is the same catchy pop songs as other pop stars, aside from the vocabulary, hers of course sounding like Madonna, if Madonna was a hermaphroditic sailor.



An ugly hypocrite. Born THIS way.

Its her eye catching outfits and outrageous stunts that keep her talked about, not her music, I'm tired of hearing about how her music "can change the world" when it isn't even her biggest draw. Please God, throw her meat wearing ass on a grill and let her just burn out in 2011, I really cant take another year. Its not I think she's a complete hack, I grudgingly accept the fact that her voice isn't terrible, but a lot of people can sing - she's a product of the American hype machine.

Also, shes ugly. Really ugly. That's not a good quality, sorry, its cool to be you, but ugly is still ugly. Born This Way? No, fuck you, I saw pre-fame Gaga, you were a generic ass white girl. Cut the shit, better album title, "My label made me; Americans are so stupid." or "Money, Money, Money"

4. The Town

Dear Ben Affleck,

Fuck yourself. You have never made a good movie and you make Boston look like shit. I hate you, you fucking clown. Also, your wife is hot.

Sincerely,

Everybody who has ever seen you in anything other than Good Will Hunting.

Cough*jerseygirl*cough.

If a Ben Affleck movie gets good reviews, you know it's bullshit. In my opinion, one of the most overrated films of all time. Not only was it not good, it sucked. Being from Boston I died a little inside listening to the horrid accents.

5. 3-D Movies

3-D has been around longer than I have, its not so fucking new people. 3-D films have existed in some form since the 1950s, but had been largely relegated to a niche in the motion picture industry because of the cost to produce and display a 3-D film. I refuse to spend more money to go into a theater and put on the clunky 3-D glasses to watch a movie. It seems more like a gimmick than a better way to see a movie that looks just as good in 2-D.

If you're thinking of buying a 3-D television or 3-D DVD movie, don't waste your money. There aren't many 3-D movies or TV channels with 3-D capabilities yet to justify spending $1,700 or more on a 3-D TV. Consumer Reports found that it would cost $3,300 to buy a TV, extra pairs of glasses and 3-D Blu-ray player. That definitely makes 3-D movies over-rated.

.. 3-D porn on the other hand, well, then they might be on to something.

Which brings me to my next point, Don't smoke crack

 6. Lindsay Lohan

Why is LinLo even still famous? Why do people still report on her every move/court proceeding? Does she deserve our attention anymore? The answer is no. She isn't even attractive anymore, it's sad, like when you look at your little league mitt and say, "Damn, that shit got beat to hell." She looks like a washed-up 50 year old stripper. She laughs at the laws us normal folk have to obey everyday. Shes so unstable, somebody decided she wasn't fit to play the role of former porn star Linda "Deep Throat" Lovelace. Linda Lovelace loved the cock.

People still want to have sex with her?