Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Judge tells Lindsay Lohan plea deal will mean jail

LOS ANGELES - A judge told Lindsay Lohan on Wednesday he would sentence her to jail if she accepted a plea deal from prosecutors to avoid trial for allegedly stealing a $2,500 necklace from an upscale jewelry store

I'll admit, she looked damn good. Totally bangable.
Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Keith Schwartz tersely told the troubled starlet what she could expect if she pleaded guilty or no contest in the felony case.

"If you plead in front of me, if this case is resolved in front of me, you are going to jail," Schwartz said. "Period."

Judge tells Lindsay Lohan plea deal will mean jail (AP)

It'd be so great if she went to jail. The mean girls in prison would herbie the fuck out of her love bug. If only the judge and or God loved me enough to put her in an awful prison. Not the kind with big boobs, tickling, and pillow fights (This exists doesn't it? I saw it on Cinemax!) I want to see her in the kind of prison, with women that look like Chyna and Drew Carey, that eat pretty little blondes for breakfast, figuratively and literally.


  1. I can't stand her no longer! If I had done half the shit that she did I would still be locked up! I've been thrown in jail for the stupidest shit and she gets the star treatment even when her career is down the shitter...I don't get it lol

  2. Im with you. Its outrageous and I fly into raging rants on the subject, at least once a day. Not just her, Vince Neil (Motley Crew) Dante Stallworth (NFL player) Leonard little (NFL player) literally killed other human beings, while driving drunk. 1 didnt go to jail, and 2 went to jail for a month and lost a boatload of money to the victims families - I have a friend who got a year and a half over weed. A shit ton of weed, but fucking weed man.