Judge tells Lindsay Lohan plea deal will mean jail

LOS ANGELES - A judge told Lindsay Lohan on Wednesday he would sentence her to jail if she accepted a plea deal from prosecutors to avoid trial for allegedly stealing a $2,500 necklace from an upscale jewelry store

I'll admit, she looked damn good. Totally bangable.

Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Keith Schwartz tersely told the troubled starlet what she could expect if she pleaded guilty or no contest in the felony case.

"If you plead in front of me, if this case is resolved in front of me, you are going to jail," Schwartz said. "Period."

Judge tells Lindsay Lohan plea deal will mean jail (AP)

It'd be so great if she went to jail. The mean girls in prison would herbie the fuck out of her love bug. If only the judge and or God loved me enough to put her in an awful prison. Not the kind with big boobs, tickling, and pillow fights (This exists doesn't it? I saw it on Cinemax!) I want to see her in the kind of prison, with women that look like Chyna and Drew Carey, that eat pretty little blondes for breakfast, figuratively and literally.