First Ironic Picture post. And definition...

Ok, this can be a difficult one for folks. First off, dont be a fuckhead, learn what irony is. Irony is not the same thing as coincidence, so fuck you alanis morissette, go back to Canada.

>>Alanis Morissette - Ironic >> Misinforming people for like 15 fucking years now.
An old man turned ninety eight
He won the Lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?





i·ro·ny
NOUN:
pl. - i·ro·nies

1.
A > Verbal irony is a trope in which the intended meaning of a statement differs from the meaning that the words appear to express.
B > Situational irony involves an incongruity between what is expected or intended and what actually occurs.
C > Dramatic irony is an effect produced by a narrative in which the audience knows more about present or future circumstances than a character in the story.
2.
A > Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: "Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated" (Richard Kain).
B > An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity.
ETYMOLOGY:
French ironie, from Old French, from Latin rna, from Greek eirneia, feigned ignorance, from eirn, dissembler, probably from eirein, to say.

Got it now? Good.

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