Tuesday, October 5, 2010

If I Had A Time Machine..

If I had a time machine I would only use it to travel back in time and have sex with famous people.

I haven't finalized my list yet, but it would definitly include Joan of Arc and Golda Meir. I would also like to have sex with Jayne Mansfield, and Mata Hari Just to see if she likes me more then those damn Nazis.

I oppose all conspiracies that keep time machines from me.
Posted by Hannibal Lecture at 3:15 PM

5 comments:

  1. MartaOctober 6, 2010 at 4:53 PM

    ha ha ha ha ha!
    Id like to have sex with Jimi Hendrix, lol. Or James Dean.

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  2. Hannibal LectureOctober 7, 2010 at 8:52 AM

    We only want to use the time machine for good, not evil. Hendrix was the man.

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  3. MartaOctober 7, 2010 at 9:18 AM

    Why evil? I only wanna use it for good! :)

    Damn, id love to go to Boston to see that world-famous Massachusetts Fall!

    (blogger wouldnt let me follow you, idk why...)

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  4. Hannibal LectureOctober 7, 2010 at 9:38 AM

    Fall is great for me because I'm a weirdo and I enjoy the colder weather.

    I, worded my initial response poorly, I ment we (You and I) only want to use the time machine for the best of causes lol.

    And the blogger issue, is definitely a conspircay against me. It's either Communists, Free Masons, or the American government, one of them is out to get me.

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  5. AnonymousOctober 13, 2010 at 9:57 AM

    stumbled

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